Tag Archives: Funny

My Expectations Versus Reality

When someone gets pregnant in a movie we see something like this:

Scene 1: Woman runs in to the room flushed and happy waving her magic EPT wand and everyone rejoices.
Scene 2: Woman pukes a bit, wipes her mouth and then smiles lovingly up at her partner.
Scene 3: We see the woman and man decorating a [...]

Gleaned: Great Things From Around The Net 9/12-9/14

Glean: (verb) to col­lect or gather any­thing lit­tle by lit­tle or slowly. I glean the web, gath­er­ing bits of infor­ma­tion, links, pho­tos and quotes. Here are some bits that I gleaned September 12th through September 14th. Enjoy!

Gleaned: HD Cameras to Bad History to Idea Execution

Glean: (verb) to col­lect or gather any­thing lit­tle by lit­tle or slowly. I glean the web, gath­er­ing bits of infor­ma­tion, links, pho­tos and quotes. Here are some bits that I gleaned on September 11th. Enjoy!
- The 99 Percent
- Idea Paint
- Brevard Neely Consulting
- A History of the Past
- 50 jobs that pay $50,000
- Cool Tools: Creative Labs Vado HD

I Am So Excited. I Can Not Hide It.

It’s Friday and now that I’ve met deadline, I can post. Then it’s off to hang up laundry and create a nice comfy space for this weekend’s events: nothing. I’ve been sick all week, headache, sore throat, chills, nastiness. I’m not doing anything this weekend but reading (my books arrived) and hanging around the house.
So, [...]

What on the Internet?

I’ve tried to break it down into things to do, to buy, to amuse you and to think about. Enjoy!

Internet Glee in Honor of Buy Nothing Day

Instead of shopping today, how about just snuggling in at home with a loved one and checking out cool stuff on the Internet?

With not a moment to lose, no moment is lost

Alright! Fine, I’m back. I, uh, fell behind on Nanowrimo *cough* but I’m not giving up. I’m still in the game, though I have quite a bit to catch up on. Chris asked me last night if I had quit and I realized I haven’t–though it seems that I have because I haven’t written much. [...]

The food is terrible and the portions are small

I realized what a terrific person she was and-and how much fun it was just knowing her and I-I thought of that old joke, you know, this-this-this guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, ‘Doc, uh, my brother’s crazy. He thinks he’s a chicken.’ And, uh, the doctor says, ‘Well, why don’t you turn [...]

Beyotch

As far as celebrities go, I really like Tina Fey. She appears to be smart and funny, two qualities I find wholly satisfying in a woman. She comes across genuine, but you never really know with celebrities. Appearances can be deceiving especially in industries as big as show business and politics.
Regardless, Friday night I [...]

Syd's movie weekend recap

Friday
Basketball Diaries — Three stars
This has been on my list to of movies to see for some time. I finally got around to watching it and I thought was good. Leonardo did a very fine job of playing a junkie. I guess. Not that I know any junkies or have ever watched one of them [...]