They say becoming a parent changes you. I didn’t know how true this would be, but here are a few things I’ve discovered since becoming a parent.
- You all drive way to fast. In fact, I think we should all start walking again. I’ve never ever been worried about drivers before I became a parent.
- I think they should invent a liquid-proof clothing line for new moms. I’d invest. I never realized how much fluid is involved with becoming a parent.
- My boobs have always been amazing. Worthy of oogling. Now, they are huge, covered in stretch marks and sag tremendously, but for the first time in my life I feel they are more cherished and adorable than ever.
- Who has time for vanity? I can’t believe how much time I wasted thinking about and worrying about how I looked in the past. Since becoming a parent, I’m just happy if I’m clean.
- I liked to nap before. Now, I am a full-fledged nap zealot. A nap a day keeps Mommy okay. Seriously, have you tried napping? It’s awesome.
- I’ve always loved my parents, but I never realized the extent of their love until I became a parent. It’s a love bigger than words can describe. And that’s an understatement.
