They say becoming a parent changes you. I didn’t know how true this would be, but here are a few things I’ve discovered since becoming a parent.
- You all drive way to fast. In fact, I think we should all start walking again. I’ve never ever been worried about drivers before I became a parent.
- I think they should invent a liquid-proof clothing line for new moms. I’d invest. I never realized how much fluid is involved with becoming a parent.
- My boobs have always been amazing. Worthy of oogling. Now, they are huge, covered in stretch marks and sag tremendously, but for the first time in my life I feel they are more cherished and adorable than ever.
- Who has time for vanity? I can’t believe how much time I wasted thinking about and worrying about how I looked in the past. Since becoming a parent, I’m just happy if I’m clean.
- I liked to nap before. Now, I am a full-fledged nap zealot. A nap a day keeps Mommy okay. Seriously, have you tried napping? It’s awesome.
- I’ve always loved my parents, but I never realized the extent of their love until I became a parent. It’s a love bigger than words can describe. And that’s an understatement.
From the mouth of the childfree gal: remember when you used to drive fast too? Do that again. You’re in my way.
I think moms should get to wear bibs too. Technically, the ones who really need them are moms. Rock a bib, Syd. You can totally do it!
Royann said something about how she hasn’t had a hot meal since she had kids.
You moms are far more patient than I could ever be. I’m glad y’all are doing it. I prefer to be the spoiler auntie with the loud toys and candy.
(I did actually feel my heart explode recently when Jimmy, the elder neph, told me he liked the letter best in the two boxes I sent. I sent snacks and fun stuff, and he liked my LETTER best of all. Oh my swoon!)
I’m a little sad to not know this, especially that last one.
And yes, we all need more naps. And to adore our boobs.
Ms. Pants, I do not doubt your Neph said it was your letter he loved best. Your words are better than candy. I’m going to design a mom bib, just you watch. And no, I will not speed up, but I’ll move over for you hot rod baby.
Jodie, here’s to naps and boobs.
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cause i totally agree!
I agree, but especially about the last 2. Naps are the BEST.
Naps are awesome. We try to take them every weekend now, when Maia goes down for one. Thankfully she sleeps 2 1/2 hours a day in the afternoon, so there’s plenty of time to get a really good one in. I took a mental health day today and I will be taking an awesome nap later this afternoon.
I’m going to have to say I agree with you on all of these things. Why did I think going 95 mph was safe?!
Well said! I could not agree more! As I nurse my one month old…